Quotes that make me laugh

“I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.”
~Britney Spears

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
~Albert Einstein

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
~Jane Austen

“I am not young enough to know everything.”
~Oscar Wilde

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
~Jim Henson

“I love mankind, it is people I can’t stand.”

~Charles M. Schulz

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant”
~Henry Miller