Quotes that make me laugh

“I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.”
~Britney Spears

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
~Albert Einstein

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
~Jane Austen

“I am not young enough to know everything.”
~Oscar Wilde

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
~Jim Henson

“I love mankind, it is people I can’t stand.”

~Charles M. Schulz

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant”
~Henry Miller

Quotes that make me say, “hmmm”.

 “Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
~Dr. Seuss

 “A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.”
~Eleanor Roosevelt

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
~Oscar Wilde

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”
~André Gide

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
~Mark Twain

“Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”
~Oscar Wilde

“Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it's not because they enjoy solitude. It's because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.”
~Jodi Picoult

Quotes that I love

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. ~William J.H. Boetcher

I think a hero is an ordinary individual who finds strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles. ~Christopher Reeve

Not since the days of slavery have there been so many people who feel entitled to what other people have produced as there are in the modern welfare state, whether in Western Europe or on this side of the Atlantic. ~Thomas Sowell

The homemaker has the ultimate career.  All other careers exist for one purpose only – and that is to support the ultimate career. ~C.S. Lewis

The weak can never forgive.  Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. ~Mahatma Gandhi